Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except yourself.– Siddhārtha Gautama (via mau-die)
zarry: people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
Anonymous asked: what would you do if a close friend of yours who you trusted with a life secret talked crap about you behind your back?
Complimenting A Muslim Girl.
Person: Wow you are so pretty.
Muslim Girl: SAY MASHALLAH OR ELSE I WILL GET THE EVIL EYE.
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
eatasammich: “you are what you eat”
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
shouldertappingghosts: Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are [whispers] people you know on here
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!